Joke Caption: Questions and Answers Frequent in Kiteboard Lessons

You might be a windsurfing beach bum if…

…Your van consistently smells like wetsuit.

…You traded in your sports car for a van.

…The Gear inside your van is worth more than thevan itself.

…You’re in your god damn 20s and driving a friggin mini van!

…Your most visted website is a windservice, other people your age its porn.

…You’ve spent money on equipment, than thought hmmm, how am I getting home, I have no gas.

…You’ve gone on a windsurfing trip not sure if you have money to make the journey both ways, but some how you make it and it was F*cking awesome!!

…You’re reading this, or got bored of reading this and watching videos of pros!